In this (sort of) episode of Or, Learn Parkour: Jordan & Lex have been on vacation from the podcast world, and we will be back with you for real in two weeks. But! We do have some tidbits of audio collected over the course of our show that is of the blooper-y variety, the things that didn't quite make the final editing cut but remained in our hearts. This one's a bit of a doozy, and it's our first truly explicit episode, so tread lightly! And, to clarify, all this stuff is just jokes, just goofs. We're so very grateful for the opportunity to make jokes and goofs with y'all. Thanks for letting us join the party in 2020, and we'll seeya for real in two weeks!
Thanks for listening!
CW/TW: Mental health, ADHD, explicit language, loud noises, yelling, food, fast food, caffeine, Russia, rambling, mouth noises, raw audio, singing, ASMR, politicians, comedians, US politics, satirical references to violence
Credits:
Cover art by: Krizia Perito
Theme: There Is A Dark Place
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In this (sort of) episode of Or, Learn Parkour: Jordan & Lex have been on vacation from the podcast world, and we will be back with you for real in two weeks. But! We do have some tidbits of audio collected over the course of our show that is of the blooper-y variety, the things that didn't quite make the final editing cut but remained in our hearts. This one's a bit of a doozy, and it's our first truly explicit episode, so tread lightly! And, to clarify, all this stuff is just jokes, just goofs. We're so very grateful for the opportunity to make jokes and goofs with y'all. Thanks for letting us join the party in 2020, and we'll seeya for real in two weeks!
Thanks for listening!
CW/TW: Mental health, ADHD, explicit language, loud noises, yelling, food, fast food, caffeine, Russia, rambling, mouth noises, raw audio, singing, ASMR, politicians, comedians, US politics, satirical references to violence
Credits:
Cover art by: Krizia Perito
Theme: There Is A Dark Place
Socials:
Mental Health Resources:
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Speaker 2:But you can take it away with the script. Good, good. Doing really good on the podcast so far. Yes. Uh, and we live with our two Kit-Kats. Their names are Ned and root beer and Lee are so smelly. They're the worst fan. Love them so much bastard. Can we say bastards, bastards? Um, I don't know why I said it like by a starts like, uh, what's his name on gosh, the second time while testing for this podcast, the Anastasia has come up, but Bartok, but bastards, cats, bastards. Um, please just do the whole podcast like that. Oh, no. Nice sound now. Like I'm just making fun of anybody from this. Just did bar talk is problematic. Talk is canceled or talk. Get out even just kidding. I love you bar talk. I used to have a little beanie baby. It's a good movie. Yeah. Why don't we keep coming back to Anastasia on this poppy? Because I say things like bastard. Are you going to do silly voices for the podcast for all? No app. Yes. Yes. Um, Ooh, wait, which silly voice should I do now? Number 10. Sweet. We can't put that in the podcast. Not a naughty word. I know what the word I said the word. Uh, but yeah. Uh, I'm uh, Ari now. Good news. Not so bad. Good. And you know my glory. Oh, have you ever noticed that when you try to talk like a McMurry, you, I don't know if you were trying to talk to him. Great. But you have to clench your butt cheeks. Like you have to it's like mama. No, my God. You're so right. You just got a client and you're like, Oh man.[inaudible] and then just Cox on with junk. We also can't say that. I know we can't talk about Letterkenny in our podcast trailer probably. Anyway, anyways, sometimes that's a secret to doing a good voice. As you just got clench sometimes to do the silly voice, you got to clench your butt cheeks, strap yourself in and go for it. Let it go. Follow your dreams. I mean like, if you want to fart, if you want to let it go, if you want to shake your pants, you can, this is America. That is your right. Yeah. Can we say? Can we say? I don't know. Well, we did have a good night do some sweet flips and we'll see you soon. All right, we'll take that again. Yeah. Um, yeah, no man. Boy, boy. I swear. I swear, boy, boy, boy, if you don't move that Paul, from out over to that door, can you tell Alexis been listening to a lot of old gods of Appalachia? Okay. Listen, I maintain that rural, like the Rustbelt, which is where I'm from from the Midwest, like where I'm from. Would you shut up? Um, uh, no. I mean, okay, so the Ross belt rural. Okay. So rural. I, I will forever. Oh my God. This
Speaker 3:Is the third of the disaster.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no. Um, I still maintain that Appalachia and um, I still maintain the Appalachia and rural areas of the rust belt, which is where I'm from or essentially the same thing. Just slightly different scenery. Cool. I maintain, I don't know. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. I'm from Washington. So y'all do whatever you want out here. Yeah. There's, there's definitely something about being from a rural area that like other people who grew up in rural areas. I know you get it also Ned you stupid little. You son of a Dick.
Speaker 3:I like to think
Speaker 2:On like the Griffin McElroy level of weeds where I really liked Bowen and things like sailor moons labs though. Right. But even one time Jordan told me point blank. I would love to go to a Bowen concert because it would just be me. You Griffin McElroy and a bunch of weaves. And I said, so you and a bunch of weaves. Yeah. Are we allowed to just tag the Mac? Like Griffin Mac thing? So I don't know if we're allowed to even talk about other podcasters. I think that the, no one's paying us though. That's fair. I don't have sponsors. And why aren't we allowed to say their names? Griffin is your name. Copyrighted. You can fight me. Let's go outside at Dawn swords drawn. The world is no, I'm not going to go there. What the world is, what the world is, what? Not ready.
Speaker 3:Okay, great.
Speaker 2:Okay. Um, pick up some of the radiator sound.
Speaker 3:Let's just say, no, I don't want to listen to you do. I was like, I have to edit. No, I just want a little old, sorry, Mr. Marshmallow. Just that some dirty
Speaker 2:I'm with my Lake. He's like, I know that's not going to be in the episode. So that's why I let it out. My back. My legs back, my lower back is killing me baby. One more time. I must confess. So I'm on list me baby. One time. Um, so I'm maybe the mutual aid was just the ants, marching that I sang to you in the car all along. Think it was. Cause I definitely did not ask for that, but[inaudible] keeps potassium in your diet brosky. Oh God chomp. Some neighbors brosky. All roofs here were to be, are you concerned? It's okay, baby. I'm fine for now. Oh, she's she's laying on the foot now. Oh, Shelia next to my leg. Cute. She's probably loving this right now. Cause she's up against my, Oh, she's rubbing her face on my ankle. I'm rubbing her feet. She hates it. Do we want to get into a similar role? A little elbow. Boom. Okay. How are you doing? Making yourself laugh? Just letting it all out in the blanket for it yet again. I'm so sorry. This is the problem with me being the one who burps more often is I'm like, Oh, I know how to handle it. I'll cover my mouth. But every time we're in here and you burn, you're just like, yeah. And I'm like, I just don't expect it. And it just comes right out. I'm so sorry. I will work on it. Honestly. It doesn't matter. Like giving you about it. That's fair. Is this the treasure chest? You carried it all the way in here. Yeah. I could help. I want to emulate him. It's also not that heavy, so. Okay. Do you want to do some listener? Clap a little. I'm going to take it again. If you have anything else you wanted to say first, I was just going to say strong, like ox. Thank you. Yeah. Guest. Let's just have fun. Let's do that. Your favorite thing about doing a podcast with me? I think my favorite thing about doing a podcast with you is that I know that I'm going to be doing something. I, I think my favorite thing about doing a podcast with you is that I know I'm going to get to spend time every single week making art with my best friend. It sounded like you said, making out instead of making work and like, if that's how we want to do it. Okay. Don't talk about or do, Oh, we're going to cut this part. Um, anyways, uh don't we just say it again? Yeah. The thing about making a podcast with you is knowing that I am going to get to make art every week with my best friend every other week. I hear the sound of a podcasting mom. I did the podcast. Okay. My favorite thing, talking about making a podcast with you is knowing that I get to make some art with my best friend every other week. Aw. What's your favorite thing about making a podcast? First of all, that was disgusting. How dare you show so much affection on? I was going to say on TV, that's not TV. This is audio media, an audio medium. Uh, my favorite thing about doing a podcast with you. My favorite thing about doing a podcast with you every other week is that there's just a concentrated time where you can make fun of me for how much I drink water out of a Hydroflask tune in every other week for Hydroflask ASMs. It's so loud. Just fill it with beans. This is great audio. Yeah. I got the headphones on. We are podcast professionals making a professional podcast about ADHD, where we never get distracted or go off topic ever, ever, ever. It's not going to happen. It's definitely not a thing. I'm not going to start telling stories about you in college. No. Uh, we're not going to talk about like Bob Saget. We're not going to talk about hot air balloons. We're definitely just going to talk about ADHD. That totally ruins my Bob Saget in a hot air balloon. Conspiracy theory. God, everywhere you look everywhere. Sings plays out. Play it in, so, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So everything went to hell, I suppose. That's that is a way of putting it. Yes. Everything. Everything popped off. Yes. And we've had some long conversations about, you want to, you want to open that? Hydroflask you want to, you want to rattle that you want to rattle that hydro flasks, that flask full of hydros. Give up, give a little shake for us. Give a little squiggle. There. It is not good. Good audio hot. Anyways, we got to have some percussion in this. Got to lighten the mood because we are having slapping noises. Those are fantastic to listen to. That is delicious. And my ears. Do you know what I'm snapping and clapping? No, the, we did it anyways. Okay. This is chord.
Speaker 3:Hold on. Got to juice up. Oh yeah, of course. Where were we? Oh my baby. Oh, look at her little face.[inaudible] on the podcast. Which beer? Root beer. Hello to our audience. Who knows? She doesn't do any emails on command. Cause she's up there at shim. I love her. It's not dinner time yet. It's not time. I was hoping that would work. Usually she's like looking at me like what? Oh my God, she has the eyes of a demon. She's a sweet, sweet girl. Sure.
Speaker 2:I'm sure she is.
Speaker 3:Okay. It's been so long. What's our intro. Who are we? What's our pilot task. So those are all things that your general like physical neighbors, city. Sorry. I thought you were going to wait to go on. And I was like, okay, it's committing more Hydroflask crimes. Um, anyways, uh, yeah, I, um, thank you. Thank you everyone for coming to this open mic night, uh, that was a new track off of my AEP. My hydro flask, my weed induced smoke is my smoker induced voice, my weed induced smoking voice. That's what I was gonna say, but thank you for everyone. Uh, if anyone wants to check out where this new track came from the EPO on sale, a bag by the t-shirts and the old donuts. Thank you so much. It's called my hydro flask and me you're on SoundCloud and also we do have a music video channel, but it's only on Vimeo. Also the drummer who plays with us sometimes does actually make candles as well. Yeah. And don't get them mixed up with the donuts cause they are donut shaped like ironically though they're shaped like capitalism needs tail and gluttony, you know, like a sugary Dunkin frosting or a Boris. Thanks for listening and have a good night.
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